Op oorlogsmissie in Grolloo

Was deze week in een oorlogsgebied. Er werd met scherp geschoten waarbij meningen de kogels waren. Het was het gesprek van de dag. Er was geen ontkomen aan om partij in dit conflict te kiezen of je moest onder die beruchte steen gaan zitten. Oftewel Hunebed om in het Drentse vakjargon te blijven. In de talkshow’s sierde zijn foto op de achtergrond als een poster van “Wanted Dead or Alive” 

Toevallig kwam ik in de woonplaats van deze beroemde bromsnor genaamd Johan Derksen terecht. Door alle media-aandacht was ik op alles voorbereid toen ik het gemeente bord met “Welcome to the Blues Village Grolloo” passeerde. Om onregelmatigheden te voorkomen was de hoofdverkeersader hermetisch afgesloten. Begrijpelijk om de ME van Grolloo meer overzicht te geven bij de voor- en tegenprotest demonstraties. Of zou het toch te maken hebben met een Gemeentelijke planning om de Hoofdstraat van een nieuw wegdek te voorzien? Dan maar via het onverharde pad langs de kerk het dorp binnen gegaan.

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De vermommingen van de demonstranten waren perfect uitgevoerd. Ze zagen er allemaal uit als jonge gezinnetjes of pensionado’s op hun elektrische fietsen. De route leidde naar Hofsteenge, de grootste en enige herberg van het dorp om aan meer informatie te komen. Het terras zat vol en heerste er een rustige 1,5 meter samenlevingssfeer. Ook het gesprek met de dienstdoende ober bracht weinig spannends voort. “Ja, hij had de uitzending met het kijkcijfer record gezien en vond dat Johan zich prima had verdedigd ondanks de schijnheilige houding van Wilfred Genee. Verder hoopte hij dat de naam van Grolloo in de toekomst nog vaak zou vallen. Prima voor de klandizie.” Het woord schijnheilige vond ik naar aanleiding van de rel dan wel weer humor.

De mussen vallen deze zomer bewusteloos van het dak en twee woorden die normaal alleen in de wintermaanden worden uitgesproken, zetten nu het land in rep en roer. Je zult maar cabaretier zijn en in deze zomerse dagen je nieuwe teksten aan het schrijven zijn. De moed zinkt je toch in de schoenen. Wie durft er nog een grap over Zwarte Piet te maken? Als deze viral gaat, ben je bij de koffieautomaat gelijk gebrandmerkt. 

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Misschien zit ik in de verkeerde bubbel maar bij de mensen die ik hierover hoor en spreek, vindt de overgrote meerderheid dat Johan Derksen geen racist is en dat zijn grapje geen dijenkletser was maar dat de reacties in de media niet representatief zijn voor de mening van de meerderheid van de Nederlandse bevolking. Het wachten is op een slimme politieke partij die deze gevoelens omzet in een lijstduwer schap van Johan Derksen. Succes gegarandeerd.

Je kunt zijn uitspraak vergelijken met het geven van een verbale corrigerende tik aan iemand die daarvoor zelf heeft opgeroepen om iemand in zijn gezicht te trappen. 

Er zullen de komende tijd veel standbeelden verdwijnen of verhuizen naar achteraf steegjes. Heb ter compensatie voor ons culturele erfgoed een oplossing. In Grolloo is naast het beeld van Harry Muskee tegenover café Hofsteenge nog genoeg ruimte voor een beeld van Johan met sigaar. Over het opnemen van zijn naam in het Canon van Nederland hebben we het wel bij de volgende herziening hiervan. 

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